Aquaguard woes

Water pressure at home has been pretty low and instead of spending nights waking up 10 times to check the pressure for filling drinking water (my eight year old aquaguard was fitted to our corporation tap) I decided to call upon the local Eureka Forbes office for a solution. So, on 24th June I called Eureka Forbes and the Aquaguard team leader Mr. Dinesh Baikar comes and gives me 30 minutes of sales talk on how Aquaguard e boiling plus booster model will solve the problem as it has a motor to pull running water in low pressure and even where there is no running water, a *separate* system can pull water from the bucket. Satisfied with his sales talk, I buy the aquaguard e boiling + booster system.
The aquaguard system arrives on 25th June with a promise that it will be installed the same evening, I gave them complete payment (which included installation) – installation takes place on 26th June and we notice that the manual as well as warranty card is missing from the package. I brought this to the notice of the technician who installed the aquaguard and he says it will be delivered on Monday 27 th June for sure.

On Monday morning we notice that the system is leaking. The candle filter as well as the main filter was leaking heavily. I also noticed that the water was turbid, not crystal clear. Lodged the complaint with Mr. Dinesh Baikar who promises to visit us by afternoon. By evening when he does not turn up, I called again only to hear some flimsy reason. He missed the appointment and did not even care to have the courtesy to inform me. He promises to come the next day (Tuesday, 28th June) at 9 AM sharp. I request him to be on time as I had another appointment at 10 AM. The man does not come until 9.45 and then leaves in 5 minutes saying that he will come back with the technician in the afternoon and solve the problem. At 2 M the technician comes alone and tightens the ceramic filter -says the water will continue to leak as this system is not supposed to be installed on tap. I call up Mr Baikar again, he says he will be there at 3.30 and solve the problem. The man skips the appointment again. At 4, I left for some work with instructions with my office to call on my cell phone if Mr. Baikar comes. Mr. Baikar arrived at 4.30, I got call from my office and I reach my home-office within 10 minutes only to find Mr. Baikar gone leaving a message that he will be back in an hour. Two hours pass by, he does not turn up, when I call on his cell, he very rudely tells me that I should have called him up on his mobile after reaching home as if by giving service he is doing me a favor. It was raining very hard at that time, so he has a reason not to attend the complaint -he does not come.

This morning, 29th June, I again see the aquaguard leaking the water was continuously flowing from an unplugged aquaguard -obviously impure/unfiltered water as there was no electricity going into the system, so I took a movie of aquaguard unplugged, leaking from all over and kept it as a proof.

At 9.30, the man (Mr. Dinesh Baikar) comes and says the installation is fine and that it will leak as this is a pump model. He promises again that the manual and warranty card will be delivered to me by afternoon and that he will visit me again in the afternoon around 1 PM with technician and solve the problem afternoon comes and goes -no sign of any soul from Eureka Forbes.

I call up Mr. Baikar at 2.30 PM -he has switched off his mobile. At 3. PM I call up the Branch Manager Mr. Prashant Parikh, am told that he is busy in taking interviews and that he will call back in 10-15 minutes.

4 PM – nobody from Eureka Forbes comes nor any calls, I am at my wits end!!

In the mean while, I figure from the Eureka Forbes website that this model that I have been sold is supposed to be used “Where there is no running water”.

I realised, I was taken for a ride, was sold a product that does not fit into my need at all!!!

I called up Mr. Baikar again and told him that he misguided me, had he told me the entire functioning and truth about the product, may be I would have still bought it, but it would have saved a lot of frustration and efforts to correct what is not wrong. I also told him that the turbidity of water needs to be cleared and he admits to misguiding me and agrees on putting a new *finer* (his term) candle for removing the turbidity he says he/his technician will be with me in less than 30 minutes.

One and half hour passes by -no trace!!!

At 5 PM In frustration I called up the Corporate Operations office of Eureka Forbes and speak to one Ms. Vandana Chauhan, Manager (operations) who listens to my problem and assures me that the problem will be taken care of.

At 5.30 I follow up with Mr. Baikar about the Manual and Warranty card, the branch manager Mr. Prashant Parikh comes on line and says he will be visiting me in an hour or so and that Ms. Vandana Chauhan spoke to him.

At 6.06 I am waiting for the Branch Manager with following problems

1) No warranty card/Manual
2) Aquaguard still leaks
3)Water is still turbid.

UPDATE: The Branch Manager came at 6.15, along with one of the senior technicians, was patient enough to hear me out, explained to me in details the working and limitations of the product (shut the valve – water wont leak since there is no pressure protection if the water input pressure increases, the water leaks), accepted that the fitting was not proper, got the candle changed to a finer pored (Water is not turbid anymore) and assured me that if the green light is on, the water will be 100% pure. Gave me the manual and warranty card.

With all my grievances attended to, I am much at peace and looking back I realised the problem was not the product but the service. There seem to be no direct communication between the field people and middle management -either because the field people can hide the facts from the manager siting in the office, or because it is dependent on paperwork.

What made me feel reassured was Ms. Vandana Chauhan calling me up from Mumbai, minutes after Mr. Prashant Parikh left. She spoke to me and made sure that my problems were attended to and grievances listened to.

Eureka Forbes is a service oriented company after all, and I am glad for that!

European Roller enjoying Nagpur Summer!!!

European Roller

Coracias garrulus (AKA European Roller) – It is large in size with pale blue over the entire head and underparts. The rest of the upperparts are brown, but it shows electric-blue wings in flight. Right now it should be in the foot hills of Himalaya in India. Its migration to Northern India till Rajasthan is recorded.

This fellow had no reason to be at Nagpur and definitely not in a sweltering 47°C summer. But he was there, and we saw him – A juvenile European Roller. He was seen last week by a couple of bird watchers and we spotted him again yesterday at Ambhazari Lake – about two km from our home.

In hope of spotting more birds, in this sweltering heat, we leave for Kanha today for a long weekend.

A woman I admire

Sushmita Sen.

She is vibrant and witty. She sings beautifully two songs that I love – Sacrifice (Elton John) and Aaj Jane ki zid na karo (Farida Khanum)

She lives life, makes mistakes, learns from them and moves forward. She comes across as an open and honest person -one who trusts her instincts and is not afraid of taking the road less travelled.

Sushmita Sen is one celebrity I would like to meet and talk to some day!

Aasim is back

Aasim returned safe and joyous from his first solo trip, and is right now sleeping like an angel on his bed clutching his fav stuffed toy “The Rock” (“The Rock” is a stuffed frog named so because, in Aasim’s words, “he rocks!”)

He had fun in Delhi, took some pictures (he carried the Nikon 5700), had his first experience of a movie theater by watching “Revenge of the Sith”, enjoyed a picnic at India Gate, Went boating and bullied his uncles and grandparents into letting him watch Dhoom, Cartoon Network and drink lots of Pepsi. He was edgy on Monday due to tiredness and perhaps a mild heat stroke but sleep cured it.

We missed him terribly while he was away but this was a trip that made him more confident and a wee bit more independent. It was necessary for us to know that he is growing into a fine young man already- as parents we tend to protect and at times over protect our children and refusing to let go and let them grow.

This one is for all Sholay fans who work in software industry

From here

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software
Original by Amit pahuja; Software Engineer

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

sholay“Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya”

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia – “Kya laye ho Dhaniya?”

Dhaniya – “Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.”

Kaalia – “You fool! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Idiot!!”

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:

“Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai”

Kaalia – “Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho Thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??”

Thakur – “Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par PowerBuilder chal raha hai”.

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.

Kaalia starts laughing and says:

“Haa Haa…Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa… in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai”

Veeru shouts: “Chup-chap chala ja Kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain”

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: “Jao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya”

Kaalia – “Jaata hoon Thakur. Agar Gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot – maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega”

At the Gabbar’s den…

Gabbar: “Kittnay bugs thay”?
Kaalia: “Do sarkaar”

Gabbar: “Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi”

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]

“Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?”

Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.

[logout.. logout… logout….]

Haan.. ab theek hai… Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?”

Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkaar?”

Gabbar: “ To ab documentation kar !!!”

[LOGOUT…..]

Growing up together, growing old together

When you go to buy gift for yourselves, and end up buying more gifts for the kid, you have been married over 10 years!

But it does not seem so; the only difference is, I find myself falling in love with him more with each passing day. I love him more today than I ever did for loving me, and I can say for sure, that I will love him more tomorrow, and next year than I do today 🙂

CHANNA VE [with translation/meaning]

CHANNA VE [with translation/meaning]

Channa ve ghar aa ja ve
Channa – my lover-who resembles the moon

Dhola ve ghar aa ja ve
Dhola–one who is white and handsome

Teriyan udikaan vich muk challe saah
I’ve been waiting for U for so long that my breath is nearly failing

Aaja, takdi de rog muka ja ve
Please come and end the heartache of one who is looking-out for U

Aavega jad soniyan mahiyaan
When U come, my handsome lover

Mereya sajna dhol sipahiya
My beloved, my white and handsome soldier

Rakh laangi tennu seene la ke
I’ll keep U close to my heart

Tere baajon jind kamlaiyan
Without U my life is absolutely crazy

Jaandi nai akhiyaan choN laali
The redness of my eyes does not go

Dil dariya vi lagda hai khali
The sea of my heart also appears barren

Khushiyaan vedhe tukhdiyaan naahi
Happiness does not appear appropriate in my house’s verandah

Hove na jad dil da vaali
If my heart’s possessor is not present

Work hard Play harder!

Three days worth of business trip, three weeks worth of shopping and fun. This time going to Thailand was different.

6 AM sea side walk, meetings from 8.30 AM to 6.30 PM and shopping in the evening, that pretty much sums up our time at Pattaya where our client is based. But Bangkok was a different play field altogether.

Bollywood mania in Thailand – I saw Devdas dubbed in Thai being sold in stores and what took my breath away was a Thai girl singing “Dhoom macha le Dhoom” and perfectly at that – this was in the hotel lawns for some party. It seems the locals know the song very well – everybody was singing and dancing to Dhoom!

Ever since Tarique returned with his Patpong experience (2 years back) I have been wanting a redux and I got my chance in this visit – Patpong is not just famous for its flesh trade, but also for its night bazaar – you get everything there – right from local woven silk purses to international brands – and what fine imitations, right out of the spam mails!! “madam -authentic Gucci at 50% discount” “Authentic Rolex at big discount” are the phrases you keep hearing as the pavement shopkeepers try to woo you to at least have a look at their goods, and once you have looked, you are hooked 😉 I bought several items from the bazaar – a Thai silk purse, a lovely painting on Thai silk, a huge folding fan – I almost bought a Gucci purse indeed a 100% authentic imitation right down to the stitch details

While we navigated the bazaar and went inside a different type of whispers and calls beckoned- “Madam, ping pong show ”, “Sir, come inside, have a look and don’t pay if you don’t like the show” every step you take, there were men and women asking you to peep inside the dance houses and sit if it pleases you. So we went inside one of the dance house – the nude shows are never held on ground floor they are always on the mezzanine or first floors of these dance bars – I had a good idea of what to expect there so it did not surprise me – there were of course nude girls dancing and doing the acts they are famous for, but it was more of a circus than a dance show. There were several women watching the show, men falling over the dancers and the bars owners making money. In short it was crude, somewhat funny and amusing but not titillating to the least. I got bored pretty soon and had it not been for an Indian making a perfect fool of himself, I would have moved out earlier. This gentleman, was summoning girls and playing with them – throwing money at the girls and the girls asking for more and more money without obliging him – he was drunk, being had and he did not know. He looked like a novice (or may be he was not) but I was so tempted to whistle and shout some advice in Hindi! This too got monotonous after a while and we left… May be there are better shows somewhere but got the feeling that they were mostly the same every where….

Some observations: The tourism industry of Asia is really on a down swing after the series of consecutive disasters – SARS, Tsunami – the sex center of Asia – Patpong is now less than half of what it was (comparison by Tarique since his last visit). I noted the same about the Chatuchak market – Bangkok’s most famous and biggest weekend market where one gets *everything* – the shops were barely starting to open at 8.30 AM on a Sunday and the shopkeepers were disinterested – the items on sale were not appearing new, the people walking around were mostly Thai youngsters who had nothing else to do on a weekend. The range was not as vast as it was since my last visit to Chatuchak two years back. However, we did manage to get quiet a lot of stuff for ourselves and Aasim – some fossils, shells, dried star fish, Black and Decker sets, table lamps, no clothes – clothes and T shirts were of extremely bad quality in Chatuchak this time unlike my previous visits. The best of clothes we bought at Central Plaza – branded stuff at low prices.

At Central plaza, we also had best of food – I stuffed myself several times with grilled Salmon steak. We successfully refrained ourselves from getting into MacDonalds, Pizza Hut and KFC and experimented with various cuisines. Tried Japanese, did not like it perhaps MK (A famous chain of restaurants which also serves Japanese) is not a good place to start the Japanese experience. Most traditional Thai dishes have too much lemon grass for my liking.

Our return was as eventful as this entire trip. We were due to take flight to Nagpur on Monday morning, but on reaching Domestic Airport and being told that the airport transit rooms were full, we were wondering what to do for next few hours when I noticed that the evening flight to Nagpur was delayed and due for departure in 40 minutes. Ran around a bit, got ourselves two seats and we were on our way to Nagpur within two hours of getting off the plane from Bangkok. We did not get to sleep much in the night as Aasim was too excited but it was well worth spending more money, wasting the apex tickets and reaching home.

This morning Tarique started to write an LJ entry but left it half way – here’s what he wrote before giving it a ditch.

“She was sick with my cribbing about not having time for fun on our trips and decided that it was time to fix it. To start with the tickets were booked for as nearly connecting flights as possible and did not waste a complete day sitting at Mumbai. The client had suggested that we do not meet the very next day, in consideration that we will be tired but we said *No*. We reached Pattaya via a 2 hour cab ride. We were put up in a nice sea facing room at the Hotel Asia Pattaya. and were at the Client’s office at 15:00hrs. This aggressive schedule set the mood for the entire trip. We shut our mind to the physical tiredness, being in good physical condition helped, and concentrated on doing what we wanted to enjoy, pursuing fun with the same *has to be done* attitude as we usually apply to our work. So from meeting it was straight out to shopping for few of our favorite things. Another thing that we had firmly decided that this we will not eat at any of the fast food brands. KFC/McDonald/Pizza Huts were out!”

Fringe Benefits

Most of us like to turn a blind eye generally towards the accountancy procedures and specifically towards additional tax announcements by the government.

Its easy to think “this is not for me -it happens to other people.” Ignorance is bliss -truly -but only till the point it does not start affecting you. One such thing is the recently announced The Fringe benefit tax.

The Fringe benefit Tax

I entertain a client, give 50% of what I spent on the client to the government.
I travel on business, I spend on tickets and give 10% of the cost of the tickets to the government.
I give benefits (petrol, travel allowance) to my employees – I pay 30% of the amount I spend on feel good benefits for my employees to the government.

In short, the companies who go a step further to provide hospitality, benefits, travel to clients/employees end up paying tax for spending the money.

What is it and how will it be calculated

The taxation of perquisites, or fringe benefits, provided by an employer to his employees, in addition to the cash salary or wages paid, is fringe benefit tax.

Any benefits or perks that employees get as a result of their employment are to be taxed, but in this case in the hands of the employer. This includes employee compensation other than the wages, tips, health insurance, life insurance and pension plans.

The value of fringe benefits shall be the aggregate cost incurred. That is, the total expense deducted will be considered for purposes of levying fringe benefit tax. From this, a certain percentage will be deducted. The difference therein will be taxed at the rate of 30%.

However, the fringe benefit tax rate varies from 10 per cent to 50 per cent depending upon the expense incurred: For example, for the use of telephones 10 per cent fringe benefit tax will be charged, while entertainment expenses, festival expenses, gifts, use of club facilities, etc will be taxed at the rate of 50 per cent.

End result: SMEs will end up paying way more to the government as tax. The heads that will come under tax include *everything* -just look at the list.

entertainment
festival celebrations
gifts
use of club facilities
provision of hospitality of every kind to any person whether by way of food and beverage or in any other manner
maintenance of guest house
conference
employee welfare
use of health club, sports and similar facilities
sales promotion, including publicity
conveyance, tour and travel, including foreign travel expenses
hotel boarding and lodging
repair, running and maintenance of motor cars
repair, running and maintenance of aircraft
consumption of fuel other than industrial fuel
use of telephone
scholarship to the children of the employees

So will employers who will pay fringe benefit tax deduct 30% more as taxes more the employees take home? Weather or not the employee is a tax payer. Most likely.

No wonder the entire industry is opposing it. Its detrimental to the growth of industry to have this kind of tax structure. The first repercussion will be on the employees -they will not getting as many increments or wont get increments in their salaries at all. In all likely hood their take home will be reduced by 30% should the companies decide so. And forget additional benefits totally!!

The only respite would be if the finance ministry is considers a threshold staff strength for levying the fringe benefit tax on employers. But then every company grows -wants to grow. This would seriously hamper the growth of the company.

So the general public are dead one way or the other. VAT and FBT in combination would be one of the worst tax structures implemented on the Indian Junta