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Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software
Original by Amit pahuja; Software Engineer
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
sholay“Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya”
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia – “Kya laye ho Dhaniya?”
Dhaniya – “Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.”
Kaalia – “You fool! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Idiot!!”
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
“Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai”
Kaalia – “Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho Thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??”
Thakur – “Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par PowerBuilder chal raha hai”.
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:
“Haa Haa…Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa… in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai”
Veeru shouts: “Chup-chap chala ja Kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain”
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: “Jao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya”
Kaalia – “Jaata hoon Thakur. Agar Gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot – maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega”
At the Gabbar’s den…
Gabbar: “Kittnay bugs thay”?
Kaalia: “Do sarkaar”
Gabbar: “Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi”
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
“Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?”
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout… logout….]
Haan.. ab theek hai… Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?”
Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkaar?”
Gabbar: “ To ab documentation kar !!!”
[LOGOUT…..]
Shuru kisne kiya tha?
Unrelated forward, but a good one –
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The HR manager of a company interviewed a software professional. The manager asked a lot of questions and finally asked “how much do u want as salary?”.
The professional said 80,000/- rupees per month with car, bungalow and servants.
The manager said we will give u 150,000 rupees per month, a BMW car with driver, a bungalow in the center of the town and numerous servants having their quarters behind the building.
Astonished with this, the professional said “kyon majak karte ho yaar”…….
The manager replied “shuru kisne kiya tha?”
Re: Shuru kisne kiya tha?
Dude, that is a good joke. 🙂
Re: Shuru kisne kiya tha?
LOL thats a good one