“I would be kind enough to you, if you please send me the details to get posted in your prestigious company.”
This came in my mail today, what makes it more entertaining is that it is not from a fresher, but from an experienced programmer. We are recruiting and the ad that went out asked for programmers with one year plus PHP experience.
Sometimes I think people think in their mother tongues. And when we write letters in our mother tongues we often use the formal form. And it looks like these people do a literal translation into English from their formal mother tongue.
Or, how about this ?
A frustated downloader on one of the forums says –
“…but not with ubiquitous JDeveloper 10.1.3. JDeveloper ALWAYS (I started in 1998.) had the stupidest bugs of ALL the tools I had used throughout years. I am no longer interested to find out about these numerous bugs as I am waiting the day I can buy license for IntelliJ and say JDeveloper: GOODBUY FOREVER”