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Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software
Original by Amit pahuja; Software Engineer
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
sholay“Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya”
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia – “Kya laye ho Dhaniya?”
Dhaniya – “Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.”
Kaalia – “You fool! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Idiot!!”
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
“Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai”
Kaalia – “Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho Thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??”
Thakur – “Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par PowerBuilder chal raha hai”.
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:
“Haa Haa…Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa… in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai”
Veeru shouts: “Chup-chap chala ja Kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain”
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: “Jao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya”
Kaalia – “Jaata hoon Thakur. Agar Gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot – maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega”
At the Gabbar’s den…
Gabbar: “Kittnay bugs thay”?
Kaalia: “Do sarkaar”
Gabbar: “Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi”
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
“Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?”
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout… logout….]
Haan.. ab theek hai… Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?”
Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkaar?”
Gabbar: “ To ab documentation kar !!!”
[LOGOUT…..]