In the good old days, the art of wooing was simple and straightforward. The man bonked the woman over the head and dragged her over to his cave to fornicate happily ever after. No running circles around the bush to get what he wanted\u2026.. Obviously the success rate was directly dependent on the size of the man\u2019s club and the strength with which he wielded it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As human kind progressed, the club gave way to the mighty sword and the mightier pen. Complex courtship rituals evolved with men rushing in to make bigger fools of themselves in order to woo the fair damsel. Wars were fought, great monuments built, kingdom signed away in this male madness. Off course not everyone was successful and unrequited love found expressions in great literature and works of art.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I seriously rue for the loss of the earliest version of courtship. This chivalry thing is a bit too obtuse and time consuming for my liking. The feint followed by flanking attack is for others \u2013 I prefer a direct frontal assault, an invitation to dinner and breakfast kind. There is infinite variety to the basic theme of courting, each one more interesting than other. My last courtship needs to be recounted for its sheer audacity and chutzpah. .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We all were defence officers undergoing a course. Defence officers are a disciplined, hot blooded lot given to passions easily. And yes \u2013 some defence officers are women! A couple of weeks into the course and I asked her out to a movie \u2013 she accepted. At that stage and age, there are no feints . Her consent to the movie was an implicit consent and both of us knew it. The moot question was \u2013 how to break the ice? The thrill was two fold \u2013 as defence officers, we could get court martialled and as a married individual, we could get prosecuted under the Indian Penal Code. Funny how the sinful and the taboo is the most enjoyable\u2026..Forbidden fruits are most delicious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After the movie \u2013 dinner. As we sipped our Shiraz and nibbled on the hors d oeuvre, I made the move. Clutching my head, I exclaimed \u201cOh God \u2013 its happening again\u201d. She inquired what and walked right into the kill zone. Innocently explained that I had a medical condition which needs immediate oral ingestion of complex proteins. \u201cThe last time I was afflicted I had to spend 3 days in bed at a friend\u2019s place\u201d I added. \u201c I am sure there must be some medicine you can take?\u201d she inquired. I informed her that this protein was not available off the shelf since it was more organic in nature. \u201cSo how do get this protein?\u201d she sounded bewildered. \u201cIt\u2019s of human origin\u201d I exclaimed triumphantly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could not have the luxury of being bedridden for 3 days. Next day I had to get up early to sneak out of her room and be in time for the morning case study.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"