{"id":219,"date":"2005-05-20T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-20T09:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/swatisani.net\/blog\/2005\/05\/20\/this-one-is-for-all-sholay-fans-who-work-in-software-industry\/"},"modified":"2009-07-03T16:35:51","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T11:05:51","slug":"this-one-is-for-all-sholay-fans-who-work-in-software-industry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/blog\/2005\/05\/20\/this-one-is-for-all-sholay-fans-who-work-in-software-industry\/","title":{"rendered":"This one is for all Sholay fans who work in software industry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.4to40.com\/fastforward\/index.asp?article=fastforward_nov2000_sholay\"> here <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the \u2018loot-maar\u2019 software<br \/>\nOriginal by Amit pahuja; Software Engineer<\/p>\n<p>Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the \u2018loot-maar\u2019 software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:<\/p>\n<p>sholay\u201cAbe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.<\/p>\n<p>Kaalia  &#8211; \u201cKya laye ho Dhaniya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dhaniya &#8211; \u201cFinancial Accounting software hai sarkar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kaalia  &#8211; \u201cYou fool! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Idiot!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cChillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kaalia  &#8211; \u201cBahut garmi dikha rahe ho Thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Thakur  &#8211; \u201cNazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par PowerBuilder chal raha hai\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.<\/p>\n<p>Kaalia starts laughing and says:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHaa Haa&#8230;Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa&#8230; in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Veeru shouts: \u201cChup-chap chala ja Kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: \u201cJao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kaalia &#8211; \u201cJaata hoon Thakur. Agar Gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot &#8211; maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At the Gabbar\u2019s den&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Gabbar: \u201cKittnay bugs thay\u201d?<br \/>\nKaalia: \u201cDo sarkaar\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Gabbar: \u201cWoh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKitne sessions hain, is machine mein?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.<\/p>\n<p>Gabbar: \u201cSession chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.<\/p>\n<p>[logout.. logout&#8230; logout&#8230;.]<\/p>\n<p>Haan.. ab theek hai&#8230; Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kaalia: \u201cSarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkaar?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Gabbar: \u201c To ab documentation kar !!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[LOGOUT&#8230;..]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From here Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the \u2018loot-maar\u2019 software Original by Amit pahuja; Software Engineer Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the \u2018loot-maar\u2019 software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: sholay\u201cAbe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! 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