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<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy body, Akbar, will be covered in a hundred thousand blisters soon \u067e\u0691 \u062c\u0627\u0626\u06cc\u06ba \u0645\u0631\u06d2 \u062c\u0633\u0645 \u067e\u06c1 \u0644\u0627\u06a9\u06be \u0622\u0628\u0644\u06c1 \u0627\u06a9\u0628\u0631\u0614\u067e\u0691\u06be \u06a9\u0631 \u062c\u0648 \u06a9\u0648\u0626\u06cc \u067e\u06be\u0648\u0646\u06a9 \u062f\u06d2 \u0627\u067e\u0631\u06cc\u0644 \u0645\u0626\u06cc \u062c\u0648\u0646\u0627\u06a9\u0628\u0631 \u0627\u0644\u06c1 \u0622\u0628\u0627\u062f\u06cc – Pad jaayeN mire jism pe laakh aable ‘Akbar’padh kar jo koii phoonk de April, May, June– Akbar Allahabadi \u092a\u0921\u093c \u091c\u093e\u090f\u0901 \u092e\u093f\u0930\u0947 \u091c\u093f\u0938\u094d\u092e \u092a\u0947 \u0932\u093e\u0916 \u0906\u092c\u0932\u0947 ‘\u0905\u0915\u092c\u0930’\u092a\u0922\u093c \u0915\u0930 \u091c\u094b \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u092b\u0942\u0901\u0915 \u0926\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u094d\u0930\u0948\u0932 \u092e\u0908 \u091c\u0942\u0928– \u0905\u0915\u092c\u0930 \u0907\u0932\u093e\u0939\u093e\u092c\u093e\u0926\u0940 … Continue reading Pad jaayeN mire jism pe laakh aable ‘Akbar’<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13153,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-asad"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/rafael-garcin-Og237gbYQf4-unsplash.jpg?fit=1920%2C1440&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5ULcA-3o7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13027"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13155,"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13027\/revisions\/13155"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swatisani.net\/asad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
if someone were to blow on me after reciting April, May, June<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"