This one is for all Sholay fans who work in software industry

From here

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software
Original by Amit pahuja; Software Engineer

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

sholay“Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya”

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia – “Kya laye ho Dhaniya?”

Dhaniya – “Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.”

Kaalia – “You fool! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Idiot!!”

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:

“Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai”

Kaalia – “Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho Thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??”

Thakur – “Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par PowerBuilder chal raha hai”.

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.

Kaalia starts laughing and says:

“Haa Haa…Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa… in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai”

Veeru shouts: “Chup-chap chala ja Kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain”

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: “Jao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya”

Kaalia – “Jaata hoon Thakur. Agar Gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot – maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega”

At the Gabbar’s den…

Gabbar: “Kittnay bugs thay”?
Kaalia: “Do sarkaar”

Gabbar: “Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi”

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]

“Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?”

Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.

[logout.. logout… logout….]

Haan.. ab theek hai… Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?”

Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkaar?”

Gabbar: “ To ab documentation kar !!!”

[LOGOUT…..]

Growing up together, growing old together

When you go to buy gift for yourselves, and end up buying more gifts for the kid, you have been married over 10 years!

But it does not seem so; the only difference is, I find myself falling in love with him more with each passing day. I love him more today than I ever did for loving me, and I can say for sure, that I will love him more tomorrow, and next year than I do today 🙂

CHANNA VE [with translation/meaning]

CHANNA VE [with translation/meaning]

Channa ve ghar aa ja ve
Channa – my lover-who resembles the moon

Dhola ve ghar aa ja ve
Dhola–one who is white and handsome

Teriyan udikaan vich muk challe saah
I’ve been waiting for U for so long that my breath is nearly failing

Aaja, takdi de rog muka ja ve
Please come and end the heartache of one who is looking-out for U

Aavega jad soniyan mahiyaan
When U come, my handsome lover

Mereya sajna dhol sipahiya
My beloved, my white and handsome soldier

Rakh laangi tennu seene la ke
I’ll keep U close to my heart

Tere baajon jind kamlaiyan
Without U my life is absolutely crazy

Jaandi nai akhiyaan choN laali
The redness of my eyes does not go

Dil dariya vi lagda hai khali
The sea of my heart also appears barren

Khushiyaan vedhe tukhdiyaan naahi
Happiness does not appear appropriate in my house’s verandah

Hove na jad dil da vaali
If my heart’s possessor is not present